Captain's Log


"You smoke?"

"Only recreationally"


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i may act like i’m sassy but if you’re mean to me there is a 900% chance i’ll cry


The Bully

This comic I made over a year ago, but I’ve touched it up since and I’m happy to share it on tumblr C: while I’ve improved immensely since I made this, I’m still really proud of myself for making it.

ps. this was during a stage in my art where I was a little texture heavy, heh heh


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My dad just said: at your age you’ll probably wanna try a lot of things. Boys, girls, being a girl, being a boy, being punk or goth or spunky. And im okay with that. As long as you don’t come home and tell me youre a republican

Parenting done right





i’ll be like 40 w/no kids and people will say “aw i’m so sorry for you” and i’ll be like how was the fucking wiggles reunion tour asshole i went to italy last week for fun and didn’t have to hire a sitter

This is a very sad mentality. To think oneself more important than that of progeny is the sign of a failed human life.

so the wiggles concert wasn’t as good as you thought it would be huh

Joking aside and all that, it’s not healthy to find your sole value in another human being, partner or child. Love yourself, love your life. If that involves another person or children then congrats. If it doesn’t, also congrats. It is not a sign of a failed human life not to have children. We can make our mark on the world and help the future without popping out babies.

There’s more to life than reproducing.


Spring Cocktail Dresses




You would think that teenagers would be the rudest customers when really it’s mostly old, middle-aged people. 


i literally had these two teenagers apologizing to me for getting a video game for them and checking them out. meanwhile their parents are being the rudest people i’ve ever witnessed